dang on Coke Bottles
Coca-Cola’s a hell of a drink
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
uhmmmm so why aren’t you smuggling hella drugs
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!
I really think
I’m winning this.
(Yoga pants do the trick)
reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real
if you don’t start singing along when someone sings the fresh prince theme song then you pretty much just committed a mortal sin
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
high as fucking hell and I was spacing out and really was looking for a story in these here comments about the mega lobster from planet metal or something predictably tumblr like that
Why cuss when you can use this fun image of snoop dogg?
This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time